Everyone’s been sick lately. Charles was the latest to succumb …
Charles: My head hurts.
Dad: Welcome to the club. Everyone’s head hurts, except for Corwin.
Corwin: Haha!
Dad: I can fix that, you know.
Corwin: How could you do that?
I think I should get “Parent of the Year” for not taking a blunt object and pounding the information in to Corwin.