Wednesday 09 February 2011

Theological locations

Charles: Keep your pillow pet the BEEP1 away from me.

Alice: You almost used the H-word!

Charles: You should just say “underworld”. It’s more polite.

Alice: Just send them to the underworld! Where do you think the underworld is?

Charles: Under Mom’s bed.

Alice: Are you sure?

Charles: Where else could it be?

Alice: Mom’s drawers?


1 Not an elision — Charles really does literally say “BEEP”, except he makes it sound as much like the actual censoring “beep” as possible.

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