[Alice is talking to Mom, who is on the couch. Dad walks by and pinches Alice]
Dad: Ha ha, I got Alice!
Alice: No you didn’t.
Dad: I pinched your butt!
Alice: That wasn’t a real pinch. You just did this [demonstrates on her posterior].
Dad: Oh, I see. Could you tell me what, exactly, I should do differently to succeed next time?
Alice: Hmmm. Pinch harder. Like this [demonstrates on her posterior again].
Dad: Harder, huh. Interesting.
Alice: Not too much harder.
Dad: Hmmm. Perhaps I should practice on Mom —
Mom: Stay away from my butt!
Dad: — and you could show me how to improve. You like to help Dad, right?
Alice: Yes. [giggles]
Mom: Stay away from my butt!
Alice: [to Dad] Mom’s kind of bossy sometimes.