[Alice opens a snack bar]
Alice: Wow, mine has M&M’s on it!
Dad: You know, Alice, you can determine that before you open it.
Alice: I can’t.
Charles: I can.
Dad: Charles, perhaps you should help Alice with that. For a small fee.
Charles: Yes. A small fee. Alice, I can identify those for you for $50.
Alice: Do you even think I have $50?
Charles: No, but you can get debt.
Alice: I don’t have a debt!
Charles: Not yet …
Dad: You get debt as you go through life. Charles, are you planning on keeping Alice from ever paying off her debt?
Charles: Yes.
Dad: [to Mom] Your son is planning how to keep his sister in debt bondage.
Mom: That’s sibling affection.
Dad: Yes, he will be close to Alice for the rest of their lives. Oh, Charles, on your invitations you should put in tiny print “There may be a small departure fee”.
Charles: Fees!
Dad: Is that the kind of advice you look for from your father?
Charles: Yes!