Dad: … and if did that, would you like me kind of sort of like me a little bit?
Mom: Maybe.
Charles: Wow! Mom can have love?
Dad: I said “like”, not “love”.
Charles: Still, that’s amazing for Mom.
Mom: Charles! You were such a cute little toddler, with your blue eyes and little bunny hat.
Dad: Where did it all go wrong, Charles?
Charles: I think I lost my love plug.
Mom: Love plug?
Charles: Yes, and all the love drained out. Mom didn’t put it in tightly enough.