Friday 05 March 2010

Personal Best

Charles and Alice were messing with me the other night so I decided to get some payback, announcing that I was going to get a “triple”. Previously I had achieved several “doubles”, pinching two different child butts at the same time (which is harder than you might think). For the triple, I started with a double and added rubbing my 3 day stubble on a tummy. Charles and Alice were very squirmy but after some strategic arrangement I managed, with Mom as a witness! Alice, of course, tried to deny me my well deserved glory afterwards by claiming first, I hadn’t pinched her butt, and two it wasn’t much of a pinch. Mom backed me up, however, and so I have that on my list of fatherly achievements.

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