I found this note in the house the other day —
Dear Charles;
You are invited to war! Girls vs. boys. We would like to finish what we started. Even though your [sic] usually mean, we think your [sic] a good opponent. Please go to Alice’s house at 1:45. Bring weapons. We wish you the worst of luck.
— Zina
— Claire
— 
livia
P.S. You are fighting Zina,
Claire, Olivia, Alice and
Rebecca
Olivia’s signature I found amusing, given the nature of the note.