Alice: I saw lots of lady bugs today.
Dad: How many did you eat?
Alice: You can’t eat lady bugs! They’re from nature.
Dad: Not at all?
Alice: Only if someone is starving and lost in the woods, then they have to eat deer.
Dad: What about rabbits?
Alice: You can’t eat cute little fluffy rabbits!
Dad: Raccoons?
Alice: You can’t eat cute little baby raccoons! You can only eat Daddy raccoons.
Dad: Oh. I see.
Alice: Because they have more meat on them.