At some point after Alice became Rude Tummy Noise Girl I was sitting on the couch while Alice made rude noises. I wondered how many rude noise making Alices there were, at which point Alice started running around the house pretending to be a different rude noise making Alice every time and making me count up how many there were. I announced that I was going to catch one, and Alice mocked (mocked!) me (her own Dad!) for making such a bold claim. She said she was way too fast for me to catch. I said that I would just trick her instead. She laughed at the very idea. But, a couple of laps later, she fell for the “oh, what’s that behind the seat cushion?” trick. Hahaha, burn.
I pointed out that I successfully tricked her, and Alice responded “I know. I am not having a particularly good day today”.