[Dinner time, when the whole family gets together to irritate each other]
Dad: So, after supper, Charles and I will take a nap?
Mom: Charles has to finish his violin [practice].
Charles. I want Timmy.
Mom: You don’t need Timmy to do violin.
Charles: But it’s his birthday!
Mom: You told me it was Timmy’s birthday yesterday.
Charles: That was Sharky’s birthday.
Mom: You can take a nap with Timmy after you do your violin.
Dad: Hey, I say that since it’s Timmy’s birthday, we let him play Wii all by himself, with no one else bothering him.
Alice: Wiiiiiiiiiiii!
Dad: Yes, just Timmy, and nobody. Doesn’t that seem like a good idea?
Mom: Yes.