A few nights ago, I was sitting and reading out on the landing, waiting for Princess Grumpy-Pants to fall asleep so I could transfer her to her own bed. POset crept up behind me on the top of the back of the chair and then sneezed cat snot all over my naked back. It was less than pleasant.
This leads me to a recent evening, when Mom was sitting on the couch and POset climbed up behind her.
Dad: POset’s getting ready to sneeze in your hair.
Mom: [watches The Hogfather movie, pretending Dad isn’t there]
POset: *sneeze*
Mom: Oh, ick!
Dad: Wow, she did sneeze in your hair.
[Dad runs off, gets some tissues, starts cleaning Mom’s hair]
Dad: Ech. You’re sleeping somewhere else tonight. Hey, Alice, can Mom sleep in your bed?
Alice: No!