[Alice brings Dad a little toy chest for which the key has been lost]
Alice: Daddy, can you open this?
Dad: Yes.
Alice: How can you do that?
Dad: I have to use magic! Alice Alice Girly Pop - Open! [the chest opens]
Alice: [derisively] Ehhhh huh.
That from the girl who turned her brother in to a chicken with her magic wand to stop him from shooting at her earlier in the day (because chickens don’t have trigger fingers). Later she made me puppy and airplane soup for only $2 so she wasn’t permanently upset.