22 September 2007

Alice Culpa

Dad: Alice, you have the pokiest tummy in the whole world!

Alice: No I don’t!

Dad: Here comes the Evil Daddy Poker to get your tummy.

Alice: No!

Dad: Can I poke Mommy’s tummy instead?

Alice: Yes.

Dad: [to Mom] Ah-ha-ha!

Mom: Alice said “no”, I heard her.

Dad: Alice, can I poke Mommy’s tummy?

Alice: [loud and clear] Yes, poke Mommy!

Mom: Alice! How could you say that?

Alice: Oopsie!

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