09 June 2007

Facts of Alice Life

[Scene 1 — Alice is pushing a stroller]

Alice: See my triplets!

Dad: Aren’t they getting too big for the stroller?

Alice: [condescendingly] Triplets don’t grow!

[Scene 2 — in the media room]

Alice: What is inside of people?

Dad: I think there’s a big milk bottle inside Alice.

Alice: Noooo.

Dad: But you put milk in Alice all the time. Where does it go?

Alice: It goes to my tummy, then down to my feet, then it goes up and down. That what it does.

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