Mom: We only have one child activity tomorrow!
[…]
Dad: Do you want me to pick you up hold you upside down and poke you, or tell me about your day?
Charles: Poke me.
[…]
Dad: There you go, girly-girl.
Alice: Don’t call me “girly-girl”.
Dad: What about “girly-girly-girl”?
Alice: No, not “girly-girly-girl”.
Dad: What about “girly-girly-girly-girl”?
Alice: OK.
[…]
Dad: Charles’ soccer game was cancelled because it is raining. Do you want to stay here and have your practice anyway?
Corwin: Yes.
[…]
Alice: Here is a picture for you Daddy.
Dad: Thanks.
Alice: It’s music.
Dad: Oh
Alice: It’s a trumpet. See? It’s a monster eating a trumpet.
Dad: Oh.
Alice: [looking concerned] It’s just a picture.
I heard that Corwin was the only kid at soccer who wanted to end practice early.
