Corwin came in to my office to read the kidlog today. I think he’s read it before, once or twice, but this is the first time I remember him actually requesting to do so.
Dad: You can’t read that!
Corwin: Why not?
Dad: Jack can read it, but you can’t. That’s wrong.
Corwin: Why?
Dad: Oh, allright, you can read it. But maybe I should start writing more interesting things on there. Like “…and this morning Corwin was trying on all his sister’s dresses again…”.
Corwin: BUT I DIDN’T DO THAT!
Dad: Doesn’t matter. If I write it, it becomes true.
Corwin: You’d do that just because I’m reading it?
Dad: Yep.
Any parent not taking advantage of the new ways to cruelly embarass their children via the internet is just not trying.
I’m am telling you I didn’t put on my sister’s clothes and never will!
