[Alice makes a big jump on Daddy, landing on his leg and her knees]
Dad: OOOF!
Alice: [brightly] I not breaking you!
Dad: You’re not?
Alice: No. I just jumping on you!
Dad: Well, no problem then!
[After a number of additional jumps, Alice decides she needs to spin it a bit better]
Alice: Now I saving you.
Dad: You’re saving me?
Alice: Yes.
Dad: From whom are you saving me?
Alice: The mean Corwin. Corwin is very mean to you because I saving you.
[impact]
Dad: OOOF!