Wednesday 17 January 2007

Language of pants

[Alice has just awaken and is jumping on the bed]

Alice: I wearing pants.

Dad: You are wearing pants? Why?

Alice: ‘Cause I wear pants. [pause] Charles wears pants too.

Dad: Are you wearing Charles’ pants?

Alice: No!

[pause]

Alice: You have to say yes to Alice.

Dad: I have to say yes?

Alice: Yes. You can’t say no to Alice. [practicing] Yes…yes…

Dad: Oh.

[pause]

Alice: That how you get pants on.

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