So, i hear claims that kids can’t scream for too long, as it’s very tiring and they wear out. Not Alice, though, our little bundle boundless destructive energy. Mom is out doing things for her class so I was home with the poopers, trying to put them to bed. I had to put on new sheets because of a Alice drinking problem the previous night. This went about as well as can be expected with Charles and Alice wanting to bounce and get under the covers the whole time. That is, until I made the terrible mistake of putting a pillow cover on a pillow Alice had. She had a complete melt down that lasted for right on 80 minutes, before she settle on some Blue’s Clues to calm her violated sensibilities. Now, two hours after she lost it, she’s still not looking tired. On the other hand, she’s calm enough now that I could get the stickers out of her hair.