I was teasing Corwin the other day about not being Mom’s first boy. There was an episode of Rugrats on where Angelica tells Chuckie and Tommy that one of the other kids used to have an older sister but they gave away all of her toys and she disappeared. I said “that’s just like your older brother, Corwin!”. Corwin immediately replied “then why do you call me ‘Boy One’?” He’s getting sneaky, that one.